After many years of being known as the Lightning Arrester,
Prime Minister of Swaziland Sibusiso Barnabas Dlamini had to forgo his street
credentials by withdrawing a threatening statement he had ushered in a dirty
effort to instil fear in “unionists” who had gone to Washington DC to partake
at the African Growth and Opportunity Act (AGOA) deliberations.
SPECULATION
Swaziland Prime Minister Sibusiso Dalmini AKA Fire and Brimstone Surfer |
Having realised, or most probably having been pressured, the
Thunderbolt Grabber had to descend from his high horse and become a mortal, and
was compelled to “unconditionally” withdraw his statement.
None is privy to the reason why the Lightning Kamikaze had to
utter such explicit lyrics without giving care to beliefs and prejudices of the
audience. The most probable reason might be in relation to reports that king
Mswati III and his entourage didn’t receive the most heroic of welcomes in
Washington DC when the latter attended the recent US/Africa Summit. That there were
protests within Restraining-Order distance, and that such protests were zooming
in on prisoners of conscious that Mswati III had left languishing in jails in
his Kingdom might be suspect. This might serve as lousy evidence as to the
cause of the fumes that were spewing through the Prime Minister’s nostrils when
he, in no uncertain terms, ordered Members of Parliament to khama (strangulate) the “unionists”. This is pure speculation, but
what can we do but speculate in a country where almost all information is on a
need-to-know bases, and if the need to know arises, it is further denied
through the if-culture-permits security measure.
None can also conclusively say why America had to issue a
no-nonsense statement on the etiquette of Dances-In-An-Electric-Storm.
Considering that Mswati III and his government has recently called America’s
bluff in the poker game of AGOA and its conditions, is maybe the reason that
America has just about had it with the diplomacy of beating about the bush. As
much as Mswati III and his government might view this as another poker game at
the expense of the Swazi people, to the people affected, it is nothing less
than the dangerous game of Russian roulette, and America is beginning to
realise this.
FACT
What is not speculation though is that the Prime Minister of
Swaziland is planets apart from his nickname’s sake. What he has been able to
do in office as the Boss Minister was to put in place policies that in the
short term work some magic for the dictatorship, but in the long term spell
nothing but disaster for the Monarchy. Such can hardly be viewed as arresting
lighting but an effort in short-circuiting governance in a way that the
national government grid has become a bevy of explosive sparks and instead of arresting
the voltage, he is perilously searching in his hand bag of bully tricks.
There
is another lightning bolt, in the form of Chief Justice Michael Ramodibedi,
that is running loose in dire need of an arrester but Sbu Kamikaze is
caught in between misleading parliamentarians and throttling unionists. Appreciating recent lightning bolts that threatened to smite
Swaziland into a failed State might showcase the achievements of the Swaziland
Prime Minister.
In 2011 when Swaziland was in a financial crisis, had he
been a lightning arrester, he would have at least tried to formulate sustainable
measures that would get Swaziland out of its fiscal slumber and keep it there.
Instead of taking some counsel from the International Monetary Fund, he
cheered with the rest of the royal applauding-squad when Mswati III took the
begging bowl to South Africa. Suffice to
say that South Africa had conditions attached to the loan which were a little
bit more that the interest that would be charged. Viewed in perspective, the
conditions of the South African loan, in context, are almost verbatim to those
attached to AGOA by the United States of America.
It is also good to note that the Thunderbolt Manipulator was
there in the thick of issues when, after a windfall of the SACU receipts, the then
Minister of Finance Majozi Sithole caused a celebration pandemonium when
he declared nirvana and much decent bubbly was popped and finger delicacies
were nibbled in celebration of Swaziland being "out of the financial crisis".
You needn't have been a certified numbers cruncher to appreciate that the
prudent thing to do was to bring umcombotsi (traditional brew)
and ask the ancestors to intervene instead of degrading the French bubbly gods
by sipping their crystal in a celebration of a postponed financial crisis.
Had the Prime Minister been the hurricane surfer that he is
known to be, he would have at least tried to council Mswati III on the wisdom of meeting some of the conditions of the American preferential trade agreement. Such
would have feigned willingness while he went shopping for the latest magic
carpet. That America has effortlessly snapped the carpet right from under his
feet and extinguished the fire from his nostrils with a single statement is to
show the lack of foresight on the part of the Brimstone Snapper. But again, it
is said that domineering breeds mediocrity.
The Textile Lightning
There is a standard number of 17000 that has been thrown
around in relation to the loss of jobs with the loss of the preferential trade
agreement with the United States. But
regardless of the number, the reality is that many people will lose their
livelihood. Even if the employment of the textiles workers is highly exploitative,
the humbling truth is that their employment helps in keeping the vultures at
bay.
Would it have made the Prime Minister less of a storm
chaser, if he would at least amended the Industrial relations act and drafted a
few pointers to guide the etiquette of the boys in blue and green? Would it be
worth the humiliation of withdrawing one’s words to absolve union leaders of
the liability of damages incurred during a strike action? Maybe America would
have understood had he told them that he was still “mulling over” the flagship
piece of legislation which is Suppression of Terrorism Act, but he should have
at least presented an amended Industrial Relations Act as a show of some
commitment. But he and Mswati III decided that they would keep singing the perpetual
“soon come” to the Americans. The landlord is surely to view you negatively if
you can’t give even a fraction of the rent. But it seems like such is not the
logic in the higher echelons of Swazi governance.
This is not to lambast the Prime Minister as a complete failure,
but to put caution into the overestimation of our leaders’ capabilities. I am
sure the Current Terminator has his strengths, but fairness and accounting to
the ordinary people is not one of them. Judging from the almost non-existent Foreign Direct Investment, Swaziland’s overreliance on the SACU receipts, high unemployment rate, clampdown on basic freedoms and almost three quarters of a population who live in poverty, exposes a man who doesn’t care about the prosperity of the majority of the Swazi people.
the ordinary people is not one of them. Judging from the almost non-existent Foreign Direct Investment, Swaziland’s overreliance on the SACU receipts, high unemployment rate, clampdown on basic freedoms and almost three quarters of a population who live in poverty, exposes a man who doesn’t care about the prosperity of the majority of the Swazi people.
America has stated clearly that its preferential trade has
conditions and it is upon King Mswati III and the Prime Minister to ensure that
such conditions are met, as powers to meet these conditions are exclusively
vested in them or rather that Mswati III, in consultation or not in
consultation with the ghost advisory squad, instructs the Prime Minister on
pertinent issues of governance, especially where it has to do with giving
dissent some space to manoeuvre. It would be an insult to even insinuate that
Members of Parliament have a say in this issue because history warns us that
whatever powers they are purported to have, boil down to rubberstamping the
king’s wishes.
The legacy of kukhama
(To strangulate)
The Brimstone Bender might fool some on the “unconditional
withdrawal” of his careless statement, but as Swazis who have been on the
receiving end of the repression we know that the statement was not just empty
threats of a politician who blundered.
Strangulation has been part of the Tinkhundla regime as much
as the teargas and the baton have been. "Tubing", which is the technique used to
strangulate, has been used to instill fear in criminals and political activists
for many years. Both Vincent Ncongwane and Sipho Gumedze, who were being threatened with strangulation,
are well aware of the horrors of being “tubed”.
Having personally undergone this torture procedure at the
hands of the Swazi police, I can sum it up that it is one of the most painful abuses
I have had to undergo in my entire life. After having been “tubed”, I was
coughing blood and clots for almost a week.
It was with horrifying recollection that I had to watch
someone cough blood during my recent incarceration. The said inmate who was
accused of stealing car mirrors, was taken by detectives from the holding cells
under the cover of darkness, and when he came back he was coughing blood and
relayed some of the abuses he had gone through. A customs official who had been
arrested on alleged fraud also relayed on how he had been beaten and “tubed” by
the Swazi detectives. A young man, who was arrested for disappearing with his friend’s
slipslops and E100 (10 dollars), was also taken by the detectives and when he
came back he relayed how he had been beaten. A guy who had allegedly stolen
copper cables was brought in after having been severely beaten and was later taken
by detectives and he came back relaying how he had been further bitterly beaten. All
this torture activity happened in the few days, which were less than a week, the
duration which the seven of us were being held at the Mbabane holding cells
before being transferred to Sidvwashini prison.
It is through such bitter experience that we refuse to even
feign conviction that Sibusiso Barnabas Dlamini has somehow found Jesus Christ
and has developed some on and off spurts of kindness. This individual has sat
as the Chief Overseer to much torture that has been meted on the Swazi people,
and when he said that the “unionists” must be strangulated, he meant it because
strangulation continues to be a tool that is used to acquire evidence from alleged
criminals and quash dissent from human rights proponents and political
activists.